BarRat & Jess
Waking you up in the Morning
Whats been on the Show
You may know her from The Block 2018, the TV show! She’s the one with Norm.
Jess and Norm live in Maroochydore and love the crap out of The Sunny Coast with their two children.
Every guest she brings to the Coast she takes to the caves between Sunrise Beach and Noosa. The Buddhist Temple at Eudlo is never far away from Jess’s to do list or you can see her at Alex Heads Skate Park with the kids.
The one thing Jess knows about the Coast? It is the best place to live in the world!
“I think there’s something very special about the people that live here, there’s a kindness and generosity that I haven’t felt anywhere else in the country”.
The other man in Jess’s life is BarRat, they’ve been together for almost 6 years! They have snorkelled together… ok not a very good opening line. They have raised over $250,000 for local charities together, had 3 babies between them (not together), learnt to ribbon dance, have become professional wrestlers, played bowls with people who have freaky body parts and much more.
Most of all BarRat and Jess know how amazing this place is! Jump on the ride with them from 5am weekday mornings on 919 Sea FM.
“Hey BarRat we need you to write a bio for the website”.
“Great” I reply… thing is it wasn’t great. Writing about myself is something I’ve never felt comfortable with.
Does anyone really care that I go for manly, I live in Buderim, I like any tune with a guitar in it and my favourite colour is blue? I don’t know.
Truth is I’ve found this killer bio written by Seth Troxler who’s a world renowned DJ – it’s a belter. So in an attempt to make my bio “pop” I’ve flogged it and just changed a few things to make it sound like it’s about me (when clearly it isn’t).
So ladies and gentermen – here’s the
Seth Troxler BarRat bio:
“Through a leaking bodily cavity resembling the pork found in Chinese restaurants, his mum punched out a crystal beaming with glowing red embers. This crystal matured into the fetus of
Seth Troxler BarRat. Seth BarRat was placed on earth as a weeping fetus, the sound of inevitability. As he grew, his ancestral roots took on a magnetic channelling power, more than his feeble mind could ever consciously fathom.
His influences include
the chirping of crickets Psy, the whirring of space ships the smell of freshly mowed lawn, and the sweet sounds of whistling voodoo magic people shouting out “JENGA”.
Seth BarRat draws the majority of his inspiration from Robert Downey Jr Stefan Dennis (Paul Robinson in neighbours).
Seth BarRat enjoy’s cooking discovering new beer, long walks on the beach naps and candle lit dinners reheating pizza.”